A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married, I got a wife and I also got a step-daughter. Later, my father (dirty old bugger) married my stepdaughter. That made my step-daughter, my step-mother. And my father became my step-son. Also, my wife became the mother-in-law of her own father-in-law.

Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother.

This was ok until my wife and I had a baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my step-mother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife, I am my step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!

And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!