A programmer finds a frog in his toilet. The frog speaks! "Hello"
The programmer says "wow, a talking frog!" and puts the frog in his pocket.
"I'm not really a frog, I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll change back into a beautiful princess and I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me and break this curse, I'll have sex with you for a week"
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Kiss me and turn me back into a princess and I'll do whatever you want for a whole year!"
The programmer smiles and keeps working.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you a whole year of great sex with a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog? that's way cool!" and puts the frog back in his pocket...